Friday, March 23, 2012

Pregnancy has taught me...

1) We don't scrub our toilets nearly enough.
2) Some foods were never meant to be thrown up. Ice cream tastes horrible the second time around, mash potatoes come up in nasty clumps and rice returns pretty much as swallowed. Perhaps I should work on my chewing!
3) EVERYONE will ask you how you are feeling which will eventually wear on your nerves and make you want to give some rather inappropriate replys. So far I have restrained myself but I'm only 8 weeks so just give me time!!!
4) My stomach hates me!
5) I would choose diarrhea over constipation anyday!
and
6) I will definitely not miss the compulsion to check the toilet paper for even the most microscopic twinge of blood everytime I wipe!

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