1) The older I get the longer those 400 and some miles between Jacksonville and Salisbury seem to be.
2) There is a lizard that squirts blood from it's eyes and apparently crickets hear with their knees.
3) The "Shake Weight" is a real exercise tool. Look it up. Watch the infomercials. It's hilarious. (oh and ps a bit of a dirty mind is required in order to get the full effect)
4) I'm tired of feeling replaceable.
5) In exactly four days I am going to be 28. Yikes. Where can I find a rewind button?
No comments:
Post a Comment